hey

brassy:

calms:

legalwifi:

problematicq:

done:

rain-force:

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

when they’re both wrong

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onlybettybunheads:

letsmakeitpreppy:

hatelyn:

I’m not even going to lie, I judge people, and I judge them hard. if I see a person with some wacky ass clothes on or a girl wearing bright blue eyeshadow up to her super thin arched sharpie looking eyebrows ya I’m judging them because I personally don’t agree with their choices, but I keep my mouth shut and keep my damn opinions to myself because I’m not a piece a shit who wants to put others down. it’s perfectly okay to not agree with someones choices, but there is absolutely no reason for you to tell them that you think what they’re doing is wrong or to tell them that you don’t like how they look or dress or act. THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR IT. stop talking shit and then defending yourself by saying “oh well i’m just stating my opinions!!! freedom of speech!!!!” you’re not just innocently stating your opinions, you’re being a jerk. 

THIS

OH MY GOD U PUT IT INTO WORDS

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4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

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egberts:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

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turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

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whoarei:

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

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5sosafblogthing:

dimpled-harold:

socialcasualtymuke:

aliceinrunnerland:

m0tiv8me:

lego-l-ass:

Pictures are pictures, they are not reality. 

Here is my stomach when I am standing and stretching, like real hard

here is my stomach when I’m just sitting normally

here are my legs when I put myself in a very uncomfortable position, I bend foward as much as I can and turn my legs in slightly

and here are my legs when I just stand normally

Don’t believe what you see on the internet, or on the magazines. Not only do they do that kind of thing, but they also use photoshop. You are beautiful and the things that society teach you not to like on yourself are human, and natural.

BRAVO 👏🏼👏🏼. Well said and demonstrated…this girl knows whats up!!

This is the most important post you’ll read today.

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